Coach Reynolds handed back the graded research papers to his Junior History class.
Jamey Jones raised his hand, “Coach, I think there is some kind of mistake.”
“Mr. Jones, I can assure you there is no mistake.”
“But, I cited two sources and it was 500 words, just like you said. How can I have an F?”
“Mr. Jones, read the title of your paper to the class.”
“The Downfall of Hitler: The Gazpacho is Born.”
Laughter from the class.
“You see Mr. Jones, this is History, not Home-Economics. I believe the word you’re looking for is Gestapo.”
Word Count – 97
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